Chibi went shopping today, however it took her an hour to set off. Reason being that a kitten was in the way.

A small black kitten with greeny eyes came up to chibi's ankle and started entwining. Chibi petted for a while and kitten responded by crawling up jeans for a cuddle. Chibi melts and cuddles.

Finally puts kitten down and kitten proceeds to stalk long grasses by springing onto them in a stalky way. Chibi unlocks car, kitten latches onto leg again mewling. Chibi melts again, picks up kitten and takes it across driveway, putting it by the Butterfly Bush. Kitten entraced by butterflies, Chibi makes a run for it. Kitten responds by darting after Chibi and jumping on car, mewling through the windscreen.

Chibi gets out of car, kitten claws down and entwines in legs. Chibi attempts shooing noises and kitten jumps into undergrowth. Chibi opens car, aims to get in, kitten beats her to it and gets into car, aiming to get under the seat. Five minutes of rooting aorund, gets kitten out of car. Chibi shuts door, kitten gets in through window.

Really needing to get going soon. Ring K-chan. Through giggles, K-chan recommends a spray bottle of water. Chibi agrees and makes way back to flat. Kitten mewls and follows chibi. Can't get door open as kitten now in the way and entwining. Chibi uses wily distraction with a carefully thrown clematis flower. Kitten leaps after flower, Chibi slips inside.

Once inside, can't find the spray bottle and the kitten is now crying outside. Chibi feels like uber-bitch but needs to go to the bank. Reluctantly fills empty sake bottle and goes downstairs.

Kitten expresses extreme joy by scrabbling up legs again once door opened. Chibi flicks water at kitten who gets down, looking betrayed. Continuation of water flickage until Chibi gets to the car ... and runs out of water. Kitten believes this is rehabiliation and attempts another love attack.  Chibi even more reluctantly hisses at kitten. Cue betrayal looks.

Finally pinion kitten into undergrowth with help of rogue butterfly. Manage to pull away in car, with kitten carefully ensconsed in trying to eat a butterfly. Get to end of little driveway and kitten realises betrayal. Chibi has to pull away with kitten mewling in the driveway. Feel like a bitch. Will post mobile phone pictures of kitten when upload,

Just started marking coursework essays, oh dear. Some people are going to lose their half term.