The final blooper of the school term was as follows, when discussing Chinese wisdom and where it comes form, one enterprising Year 9 said:
"Those ancient Chinese philsophers, you know, the ones that masturbated under trees."

Fun and frolics today ...

Having reguarly done 50 hour weeks since January it feels very odd suddenly stopping. I have been so bored today it's unreal, I even went to harass the woman at Staples and the conversation went as follows:

"Do you do, or know where I can get, a teacher's planner?"
"What's a teacher's planner?"
"A planner. For Teachers."

After two explanations and waving arms, Staples lady ened up choosing "no" as it was the safest option of getting bored and sweaty woman (no ac in Dantes makes for Sauna Car if Chibi doesn't pt her screen up) out of her shop.

So the next task, sorting all my filing into segments to put in NEW FILING SYSTEM(TM). Get halfway through accompanied by Tenchi Universe boxset which I have never managed to sit through, get bored and almost stuck to carpet as weather is so hot that when Chibi returned, she changed into shortie pyjamas. Unfortunately, sweaty bare legs and fuzzy carpet equals stuck and roughened legs, so only Key Stage 4 was done and small stacks of paper are piled up in the lounge coupled with Chibi deciding "Hey now's a good time for hair removal!" so yet another task was done.

I have had my car serviced and new tyres put on him, I got petrol today, doing scratches tomrrow. There's only so much fuss I can give my tiny car so we have to lavish attention on something else.

Also going home at the beginning of August and planning to visit Miss_achivist if she allows me to do so mid-week, other than that will be in Gloucester

In other news we are in York on 12th and 13th August after doing Amecon (still no cosplay ideas as is size of a house and you need to be somewhat-slender and uber-sexy like Odangochan to cosplay)and then onto Harrogate and a session at the Turkish Baths. Managed to get half price on a Harrogate hotel which is nice, so Keith can tackle yet another mind-blowingly sized steak and need rolling home again in an alcoholy state

Later this evening Keith and I plan to smell a yoghurt to see if it is worth eating. What an exciting life we lead.